Dear Mother Nature (replace with whomever you believe is running the universe),
Why would you let us get old?
Why would you make the time span for having children so short?
What’s the point?
Do you want the human race to become distinct?
Not everyone manages to get ready and do everything they wanna do before they run dry around the age of 35.
Why put us through the pain of periods and boobage growning if you dont give us enough time to reproduce?
AND WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE GIVING BIRTH AND GIVING LIFE SO MUCH PAIN IF MAKING IT IS SO MUCH FUN?!
Mother Nature, I have major respect for you, but sometimes I think you are just absolutely stoooopid. Good thing there’s medicine that allows for Cerazette that stops you having periods all together and C-Sections for those who don’t see the point of the pain and risks of a natural birth.